Food Court

The year is 500,000 BC and you're a primitive Neanderthal kidnapped by advanced food aliens, as another unwilling gladiator in their game of Food Court. Survive as long as possible by floating across the arena, using your spit to stun your foes, and then eating them. When you eat enough of 'em, you'll be ready to let a load off you, getting rid of enemies instantly. Just don't let the aliens snag the monolith in the middle (or touch you!).

UP to float, Z to spit, X to let 'er rip, P to pause and R to resume!

[This is an old, kinda bad project I made in Construct 3 over a year ago. I'm only uploading here for preservation's sake, as the game will not run on Scirra Arcade, nor will it let me update or re-upload it. It's largely inspired by Balloon Fight, except with shoot-em-up elements, and includes a couple of songs from Tim Follin's Silver Surfer soundtrack for NES. It's amateurish through and through, from the weird sprites to how the apple girls only face right. Still, I hope you at least get a laugh from the odd concept.]

[P.S. Yes, the purple poop you can use is absolutely inspired by Dr. Slump, which I was (still am) madly in love with.]